THINGS ARE WORKING OUT BETWEEN ME AND GLORIA

It was not until I shifted to a new house that Gloria sighed with relief. I know she didn't like my former landlord. Now we are getting work done, our relationship is picking up speed and we are soon going to add to the world's population. At first when we started it didn't occur to me to practice what I had heard during a certain workshop meant to improve men-women relationships. We learnt that women need five things to be re-assured that men love them.

Here are the five things

(a). Physical touch (hugs, holding hands, running your hands in her eyelashes and eyebrows)
(b). Pampering her (by buying her an occasional lollipop and a heap of pampers)
(c). Offers of service (handing over her cell phone when it rings without checking who is calling)
(d). Telling her you love her (thrice a day or if in doubt that you won't keep up, just write the words and paste them on the wall, opposite her favourite sitting-place)
(e). Compliments (commenting on how good the dress looks on her and never saying she is wide - I would have said fat!)

This are things that I never thought Gloria would need. Now I know better and Gloria is one happy lady....

TO BE CONTINUED....